I make a date for gown,
you can bet your life it rains.
Tried to give a party
But the guy upstairs complains.
Guess I'll go through life
catching colds and missing trains.
Everything happens to me.

I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps.
And everytime I play an ace
My partner always trumps.
Guess I'm just a fool
who never looks before he jumps.
everything happens to me.

At first I thought that you would end this jinx for me.
And love would turn the trick to end dispair.
Now I just cant fool this head that thinks for